There’s nothing that keeps it’s youth So far as I know, but a tree and the truth
O Adolescence, O Adolescence I wince before thine incandescence . . . When anxious elders swarm about Crying "Where are you going?", thou answerest "Out," . . . Strewn! All is lost and nothing found Lord, how thou leavest things around! . . .
To lave in the wave, Majestic and chilly, Tomorrow I crave; But today it is silly. It is pleasant to look at the ocean; Tomorrow, perhaps, I shall swim in it.
Bugs. Adam had'em.
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
My fellow man I do not care for. I often ask me, What's he there for? The only answer i can find Is, Reproduction of his kind.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
And I also say Pooh for sweetness and light, And if you want to get the most out of life, why the thing to do is to be a gossiper by day and gossipee by night.
Elephants are useful friends: they have handles on both ends.