Yes! It is—n-no! Nooo! NOOOOO! Why would you have that happen?! That was a win! Ahhhhhhhh!

[demonstrating the pickpocket mechanic] "I kid you not. That's actually Garry's Incident level of terrible."

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It is a wasted concept [by] a studio that evidently does not have the talent necessary to create something of this complexity, and my god did they screw it up! This is this year's Revelations 2012! And more to the point—it's even got a Revelations 2012 armgun! It's—[beat]—god…! It is…just…horrendously bad!

I'd love to show you Wormnet, but I'm not gonna risk it, because Wormnet shows your IP address!

I now present to you the fairest maiden—what the hell is wrong with your face?

'What do you think you're doing?! Helps to have a map!' Also, 'Can you find the missing parts of my face?'

Oh, fair maiden… If only I could fix the voids that exist in your fair…visage… Ugh!" [laughs incredulously] "That's one hell of a makeup accident.

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Don't even tell me about the map. Don't even. Where's the keyhole?

They didn't render a keyhole! …F**k!

WHAT?! YOU FFFFFFFfffffff…" [Silence.] "…I just lost. I just lost…!

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