Will Cuppy Quotes

Whales are silly once every two years. The young are called short-heads or baby blimps. Many whale romances begin in Baffin's bay and end in Procter and Gamble's factory, Staten Island.

If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

Infant wart hogs resemble both sides of the family.

The average sparrow is something of a bore and the trouble is that all sparrows are average.

You can't do much for the poor, as they are not in with the right people.

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp.

The Pike is the meanest and most vicious of fresh-water fishes. This is caused by heredity and environment, or unfortunate social conditions in the water.

Whenever a kangaroo puts his paws on your shoulder and gives you a big grin, that is the time to leave.

It is really surprising what may be done in the home with a small can of paint, if you aren't careful.

Egypt has been called the Gift of the Nile. Once every year the river overflows its banks, depositing a layer of rich alluvial soil on the parched ground. Then it recedes and soon the whole countryside, as far as the eye can reach, is covered with Egyptologists.

As llamas have never heard of oxygen, they do not miss it.

Ah, well! We live and learn, or, anyway, we live.

Either you like Henry VIII or you don't. He has been much criticized for beheading two of his wives. In a way, he has only himself to blame. Any man who beheads fwo of his wives musf expect a little talk. He shouldn't have done it, but you know how those things are. As a matter of fact, Henry merely let the law take its course, but some people feel that a really thoughtful husband would have done something about it,

Pike spawn in February, March, and April because they cannot wait until May.

A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras.