Will Rogers Quotes

We are the first nation to starve to death in a storehouse that's overfilled with everything we want.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

Congress didn't vote on the bills, they just wave at them as they go by.

This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried as much political bunk as we have and still survived shows we are a super nation.

The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem.

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.

I bet you if I had met him and had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interesting and human fellow, for I never yet met a man that I dident like. When you meet people, no matter what opinion you might have formed about them beforehand, why, after you meet them and see their angle and their personality, why, you can see a lot of good in all of them.

I certainly know that [A] comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious and I don't want either of those to happen to me til I am dead (if then).

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

And kid Congress and the Senate, don't scold 'em. They are just children thats never grown up. They don't like to be corrected in company. Don't send messages to 'em, send candy.

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get sore at everybody else. Sometimes it takes two or three conferences to scare up a war, but generally one will do it.

I tell you Folks, all Politics is Apple Sauce.

Don't let yesterday take up too much of today