If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Standing in the kitchen when you’re hungry is torture. That’s why I moved my fridge to my dungeon, where I keep the prisoners.

Put. That coffee. Down. Coffee's for closers only.

No soup for you

On a day when you can dine on dry bread in your own house, do not seek to eat tender peacocks in the house of another.

Lyra and her dæmon moved through the darkening hall, taking care to keep to one side, out of sight of the kitchen.

Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it's too crowded.

Your kitchen is not inferior to a queen's boudoir!' I replied with a pleasant smile, 'but we must leave it now; for the gentlemen may be cursing me for keeping them away from their duties in the kitchen so long.' We both laughed heartily.

6001. You starve in a Cook's Shop.

When you go to bed, don't leave bread or milk on the table: it attracts the dead.

5881. You can't eat your Cake, and have it too.

Never, ever ask a former clergyman to say the blessing over a holiday dinner. Not if you like your dinner warm, anyway.

The competitive struggle forces men and women to spend an excessive amount of time in the kitchen of life and thereby denies them maximum opportunity of appropriating the values of library, conservatory, chapel and living room.

No, I don't go to that restaurant anymore. No body goes there. It's too crowded.