Mike Lange Quotes

American sportscaster

Mike Lange (March 3, 1948 – February 19, 2025) was an ice hockey play-by-play broadcaster for the Pittsburgh Penguins of the NHL. He is known for colorful and bizarre expressions. His common sayings are referred to as "Langeisms." Lange was inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame on November 12, 2001. One of his most notable quotes were "scratch my back with a hacksaw".

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He beat him like a rented mule.

Lord Stanley, scratch their names on your fabled Cup!

The Stanley Cup has come to the city of Pittsburgh!

He's smiling like a butchers dog!

Lord Stanley, Lord Stanley, get me the brandy!

Hop in the Cordoba, baby, we're going bowling!

He smoked him like a bad cigar!

Michael, Michael, Motorcycle.

She wants to sell my monkey!

Shave my face with a rusty razor!

Call Arnold Slick from Turtle Crick!

(Insert Goaltender here) just lost his liquor license.

Scratch my back with a hacksaw!

Great Balls of fire!

And you can spit-shine your shoes Pittsburgh, you're going dancing with the Lord of Lords, Lord Stanley!

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