Top 15 Mike Lange Quotes

American sportscaster

Mike Lange (March 3, 1948 – February 19, 2025) was an ice hockey play-by-play broadcaster for the Pittsburgh Penguins of the NHL. He is known for colorful and bizarre expressions. His common sayings are referred to as "Langeisms." Lange was inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame on November 12, 2001. One of his most notable quotes were "scratch my back with a hacksaw".

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He's got more moves than Mae West!

Tell your ma, tell your pa, I'm gonna send you back to Arkansas!

Lord Stanley, scratch their names on your fabled Cup!

The Stanley Cup has come to the city of Pittsburgh!

And you can spit-shine your shoes Pittsburgh, you're going dancing with the Lord of Lords, Lord Stanley!

Great Balls of fire!

Shave my face with a rusty razor!

Get that dog off my lawn!

Never teach a pig to sing.

Hop in the Cordoba, baby, we're going bowling!

Give me back my old Cadillac!

How much fried chicken can YOU eat?

And ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has just left the building!

And ladies and gentlemen, the kitchen is closed!

He smoked him like a bad cigar!

Top 15 Mike Lange Quotes

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