Mike Lange Quotes

American sportscaster

Mike Lange (March 3, 1948 – February 19, 2025) was an ice hockey play-by-play broadcaster for the Pittsburgh Penguins of the NHL. He is known for colorful and bizarre expressions. His common sayings are referred to as "Langeisms." Lange was inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame on November 12, 2001. One of his most notable quotes were "scratch my back with a hacksaw".

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Slap me silly, Sidney!

Lord Stanley, Lord Stanley, get me the brandy!

And ladies and gentlemen, the kitchen is closed!

Hop in the Cordoba, baby, we're going bowling!

(Insert Goaltender here) just lost his liquor license.

Never teach a pig to sing.

Scratch my back with a hacksaw!

The Stanley Cup has come to the city of Pittsburgh!

He smoked him like a bad cigar!

Get in the fast lane, Grandma, the bingo game's ready to roll!

Get that dog off my lawn!

Give me back my old Cadillac!

Oh no, Eddie Spaghetti!

She wants to sell my monkey!

Tell your ma, tell your pa, I'm gonna send you back to Arkansas!

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