(Insert Goaltender here) doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch. - Mike Lange
" "(Insert Goaltender here) doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch.
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About Mike Lange
Mike Lange (March 3, 1948 – February 19, 2025) was an ice hockey play-by-play broadcaster for the Pittsburgh Penguins of the NHL. He is known for colorful and bizarre expressions. His common sayings are referred to as "Langeisms." Lange was inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame on November 12, 2001. One of his most notable quotes were "scratch my back with a hacksaw".
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