Mike Lange Quotes

American sportscaster

Mike Lange (March 3, 1948 – February 19, 2025) was an ice hockey play-by-play broadcaster for the Pittsburgh Penguins of the NHL. He is known for colorful and bizarre expressions. His common sayings are referred to as "Langeisms." Lange was inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame on November 12, 2001. One of his most notable quotes were "scratch my back with a hacksaw".

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Get that dog off my lawn!

(Insert Goaltender here) just lost his liquor license.

And ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has just left the building!

Tell your ma, tell your pa, I'm gonna send you back to Arkansas!

Get in the fast lane, Grandma, the bingo game's ready to roll!

Donna needs a doughnut!

Shave my face with a rusty razor!

It's a... HOCKEY NIGHT in Pittsburgh!

How much fried chicken can YOU eat?

Give me back my old Cadillac!

Slap me silly, Sidney!

Lord Stanley, scratch their names on your fabled Cup!

Let's go hunt moose on a Harley!

Never teach a pig to sing.

And ladies and gentlemen, the kitchen is closed!

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