Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - W. C. Fields

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Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.

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About W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields (29 January 1880 – 25 December 1946), born William Claude Dukenfield, was an American actor, comedian and juggler.

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Alternative Names: W.C. Fields William Claude Dukenfield William Claude Fields
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