Ladies and Gentleman of the jury, I'm just a Caveman. I fel… - Phil Hartman

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Ladies and Gentleman of the jury, I'm just a Caveman. I fell in some ice and later got thawed out by your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me. Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW and run off into the hills or whatever. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, did little demons get inside and type it? I don't know. My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts.

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Philip Edward Hartmann (24 September 1948 – 28 May 1998), better known as Phil Hartman, was a Canadian-born American graphic artist, writer, actor, voice artist and comedian.

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Alternative Names: Philip Edward "Phil" Hartman • Philip Edward Hartman

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