Lionel: Well, I didn't win. Here's your pizza. - Phil Hartman

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Lionel: Well, I didn't win. Here's your pizza.

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About Phil Hartman

Philip Edward Hartmann (24 September 1948 – 28 May 1998), better known as Phil Hartman, was a Canadian-born American graphic artist, writer, actor, voice artist and comedian.

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Alternative Names: Philip Edward "Phil" Hartman Philip Edward Hartman
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