[narrating "Sex" by Madonna on tape] I like my vagina. Some… - Phil Hartman

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[narrating "Sex" by Madonna on tape] I like my vagina. Sometimes I stare at it in the mirror when I'm undressing, and wonder what it would look like without any hair.

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Philip Edward Hartmann (24 September 1948 – 28 May 1998), better known as Phil Hartman, was a Canadian-born American graphic artist, writer, actor, voice artist and comedian.

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Alternative Names: Philip Edward "Phil" Hartman • Philip Edward Hartman

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