Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those… - Jarod Kintz

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Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic.

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Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic. - Jarod Kintz

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