Except I didn't say eff

I don't know if you realize, but I use the word "Fuck," so that I can think of other stuff.

And she says, “Then let’s just take the effing road and get ourselves to Haven.”
I smile, a little. “You said effing,” I say. “You actually said the word effing.

At 70 years old, if I could give my younger self one piece of advice, it would be to use the words "fuck off" much more frequently.

People tell me, "Lee, you should take up golf. It's good for you." You know what I say to that? "Fuck off."

Luv can we off off, not off off but fuck off.

I roundly told her to fuck off .... She fucked off. People said to me they had always wanted to say that to her, and I don’t know why they don’t as the opportunity presents itself every other minute.

There is a vegetarian option: you can fuck off.

I'd make people say 'use Fork;' if I thought I could get away with it.

At a certain point, I gave up on the idea that I’m not enough for other people…You are enough for you if you believe that you are enough for you. Whatever they say — you’re not Latina enough, or feminine enough or smart enough, you know ... just say ‘fuck you.’ That’s their problem.

I simply must say, as crass as we are conditioned by a troubled society to regard the word, I am a firm believer in the comparative merits of the word ‘fuck.

[To Emily Maitlis] Why don’t you go talk about Jewish space lasers. And really, why don’t you fuck off? How about that?

I use the words you taught me. If they don't mean anything any more, teach me others. Or let me be silent.

If I'm an ass, I should say so. If I don't, somebody else will. If I say it first, that disarms them.