Liberace: What do we have for dinner?

But dinner is dinner, a meal at which not so much to eat — it becomes difficult to eat much at it as you grow older — as to drink, to talk, to flirt, to discuss, to rejoice "at the closing of the day". I do not think anything serious should be done after it, as nothing should before breakfast.

You can eat any dessert you want if you take only three bites.

Dinner is not what you do in the evening before something else. Dinner is the evening.

Tonight you will eat fish. Tomorrow, you may die.

I'll eat you up!

You have to eat before you drink! If you remember nothing else I've said tonight, remember to eat before you drink!

Biblical scholars tell us that this is the same meal that Jesus ate at the last supper. But hey, I’m sure you have a good reason for ordering something else.

Let us eat and drink, for tomorrow we shall die.

We're hungry but we're together and we're at home and everything is sweeter than dessert.

If you get hungry enough, they say, you start eating your own heart.

You can’t get enough of your favorite meal until, in the next moment, you find you are so stuffed as to nearly require the attention of a surgeon — and yet, by some quirk of physics, you still have room for dessert.

The king shall eat, though all mankind be starved.

And sure, I know if you eat this way you'll die. So? If you don't eat this way you're still going to die. Why not die happy?