If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others.

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands: one for helping yourself, the other for helping others.

There comes a moment in every life when you must let go with your hands — with both hands.

I conveniently forgot to remember that people only have two hands, or, as another parent once said of having a third child, it's time for a zone defense instead of man-to-man.

Translation: The chains of wedlock are so heavy that it takes two to carry them; sometimes three.

Two one-armed people might seem perfect for each other, but what if they’re both missing the same arm? Then even something simple like holding hands while walking becomes a case of they’re too similar to see themselves really going anywhere as a couple.

If you have any doubt at all about being able to carry a load in one trip, do yourself a huge favor and make two trips.

Strong women still need their hands held.

I can prove now, for instance, that two human hands exist. How? By holding up my two hands, and saying, as I make a certain gesture with the right hand, "Here is one hand," and adding, as I make a certain gesture with the left, "and here is another." And if, by doing this, I have proved ipso facto the existence of external things, you will all see that I can also do it now in numbers of other ways: there is no need to multiply examples.

Never own more than you can carry in both hands at a dead run.

Les chaînes du mariage sont si lourdes qu'il faut être deux pour les porter ; quelquefois trois.

If you're going to wear three hats, you'd better grow two more heads.

Don’t depend on heaven for food, but on your own two hands carrying the load.