You can lead a horse to Harvard but you can’t make him think.

A kick that scarce would move a horse May kill a sound divine.

Nobody kicks a dead dog

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

A golden bit does not make a better horse.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him sing opera.

We'll start over. But you can't start. Only a baby can start

You can't become a decent horseman until you fall off and get up again, a good number of times.
There's life in a nutshell.

A slow horse does not always reach the end of the journey.

Half the failures in life arise from pulling in one's horse as he is leaping.

A cavalryman's horse should be smarter than he is. But the horse must never be alowed to know this.

If I was the headless horseman’s horse, I would fuck with that dude. "Yeah, we’re going that way. We’re not headed towards the hay." Imagine if the headless horseman had a headless horse, that would be fucking chaos. "We need a head!" Oh, I got a new headless horseman joke. I’d hate to be the headless horseman’s dentist. You wouldn’t make very much money.

A cavalryman's horse should be smarter than he is. But the horse must never be allowed to know this.

So it turns out that if you bang two halves of a horse together, it doesn't make the sound of a coconut.