"I shimmy so much before teeing off, people are probably th… - Jarod Kintz

"I shimmy so much before teeing off, people are probably thinking, "Are you going to golf — or dance?” Well, why not both?

Jarod Kintz

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"I shimmy so much before teeing off, people are probably thinking, "Are you going to golf — or dance?” Well, why not both? - Jarod Kintz

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