My mouth is often wounded by my sharp words, so sometimes w… - Jarod Kintz

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My mouth is often wounded by my sharp words, so sometimes when I’m out in public, I’ll wear a large Band Aid over my lips.

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My mouth is often wounded by my sharp words, so sometimes when I’m out in public, I’ll wear a large Band Aid over my lips. - Jarod Kintz

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