I spend all my time trying to capture the moment. And when I do, I'll interrogate and torture it. - Jarod Kintz

I don’t demand much. All I expect is for you to love me so much you kill yourself just to get my attention.

I wrote this because someone put a gun to my head and said, “Write.” And do you know how long it takes to type with one hand while your other hand is shaking from holding a loaded Sig Sauer? Well, at least twice as long.

I don’t like to celebrate my birthday, because I don’t like taking credit for others’ work — in this case, my mom and dad. Or possibly my mom and the mailman.