You know, at parties, people always ask, "Where were you wh… - Emo Philips

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You know, at parties, people always ask, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi!

Emo Philips

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About Emo Philips

Emo Philips (born Philip Soltanec 7 February 1956) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, voice actor, writer and producer. He is known for his eccentric appearance, surreal humor, and the bizarre cadence of his voice in the delivery of his lines.

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Birth Name: Philip Soltanec

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You know, at parties, people always ask, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi! - Emo Philips

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