Bill Cosby Quotes

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child.

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!

If you want to be seen, stand up.
If you want to be heard, speak up.
If you want to be appreciated, shut up.

The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.

In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a mystery to most fathers and...mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.

Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter.

A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.

Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.

The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.

When you become senile, you won't know it.

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head...

It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.