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American actor and comedian

William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr. Ed.D (born 12 July 1937) is an American actor, comedian, television producer, and author. He first found success as a standup comic before moving into acting. In the action series I Spy (1965-68) he was one of the first black actors to have a leading role on a regular American series, and in the 1980s and '90s The Cosby Show (1984-1992) was a major hit for NBC, being the most popular American television program for five consecutive seasons.

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Birth Name: William Henry Cosby Jr.

Also Known As: The Cos

Alternative Names: William Henry "Bill" Cosby Jr. • Dr. William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D. • William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D. • William Henry "Bill" Cosby • William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr. • William H. Cosby, Jr. • William H. Cosby Jr. • William Henry Cosby • William Henry Cosby, Jr. • Dr. William H. Cosby

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Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think — -in a deeper voice.

Zip zop wop boopity bop.

I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!

Decide that you want it more than you're afraid of it

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

Parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.

A pelican that is wet walks with a gaited limp, and the dry fish swims alone.

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can fi nd humor in anything,
even poverty, you can survive it.

The past is a ghost, the future is a dream, and all we ever have is now.

The past is a ghost, the future is a dream, all we ever have is now.

The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they're not

[Eddie Murphy imitating Bill Cosby's voice] "Yooouuu can not say filth flarn filth flarn filth in front of people." And I said, "I never said no 'filth flarn filth'!" He said, "You know what I'm talking about. I can't use the type of language that you use, but you know what I mean when I say 'filth flarn flarn flarn filth'." And I said, "I never said no 'filth flarn filth', and I don't know what you're talking about, and I'm offended that you called. Fuck you." And that's when Bill got pissed. "That's what I'm talking about! Yoooouuuu cannot say... 'fuck'!"

Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.

My wife stood up in the stirrups, grabbed my bottom lip and said "I want morphine!" I said "But, dear —" [vigorously breathing]. She said "You shut up! YOU did this to me!" And on the next contraction she told everybody in the delivery room that my parents were never married.

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