Bill Cosby Quotes

YOU are a genius!... and I am a genius because I married you.

"Nobody ever says, "Can I have your beets?

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.

Old is always fifteen years from now.

In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows anything. You just need a lot of love and luck - and, of course, courage.

When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?

I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.

Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: “It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.

Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.

...it was the arts, those noble expressions of the human spirit that are communicated through literature, dance, song, film, drama, painting and sculpture, among the many other such creative means, that helped articulate the sufferings of [these] people that were heard around the globe.

All Children Have Brain Damage!

"Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to "Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?" was not "In the men's room, Julie.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

"As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by "survival of the fittest.

That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.

i was'nt always black. there was this freckel that just grew and grew...