Billy Connolly Quotes

Scottish actor and comedian

Sir William Connolly, CBE (born 24 November 1942) is a Scottish stand-up comedian, musician, presenter, actor, and artist. He is sometimes known, especially in his native Scotland, by the nickname "The Big Yin" ("The Big One", a reference to his 6' height).

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Birth Name: William Connolly

Alternative Names: Sir William Connolly

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Poos himself on stage, classic Billy

I stood on a stone fish once." "Oh yeah, how was it?" "Worst fucking pain known to man." "Have you known a lot of pain?" "Aye, I fell off my bike once.

Scotland has the only football team in the world that does a lap of disgrace.

Who the fuck are you? Get out of my house...and take that fucking bulldozer with you.

There is no such thing as bad language: it's just our morals that are fucked.