Jack Benny Quotes

American comedic entertainer (1894–1974)

Jack Benny (February 14, 1894 – December 26, 1974), born Benjamin Kubelsky, was an American comedian, vaudeville performer, and radio, television, and film actor. He was one of the biggest stars in classic American radio and was also a major television personality.

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Cook: We have some breast of flamingo and gazelle steaks.

Liberace: What do we have for dinner?

Rochester: Yes, that's the spot all right. You almost had a heart attack when they laughed at Bob Hope.

Jack: When they laugh at one of my jokes... it just gets me right here. [Puts hand on heart]

Jack: When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it.

Jack: I believe in being honest with myself. If there's one thing I hate it's when a comedian is great and won't admit it. I've never met one like that, but if I did, I'd hate them.

Jack: Don, you're hanging yourself.

Don Wilson: I don't think you know how much it means to me to do the commercial. After all I'm not a funny man. I can't sing or dance. I don't lead a band. What are you paying me for?

Bob Crosby: That's like keeping the smog and throwing away Los Angeles.

Jack: I'm thinking it over!

Mugger: Look bud. I said, your money or your life.

Mugger: Your money or your life.

Jack Benny Quotes

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