Top 15 Jack Benny Quotes

American comedic entertainer (1894–1974)

Jack Benny (February 14, 1894 – December 26, 1974), born Benjamin Kubelsky, was an American comedian, vaudeville performer, and radio, television, and film actor. He was one of the biggest stars in classic American radio and was also a major television personality.

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Bob Hope: Let's not do any jokes we didn't plan on, eh.

Jack: [pointing a pistol at Bob's trousers] I'm going to blow your brains out.

Clyde: Oh, we're not going to make that trip again, oh no.

Jack: No, I just want to reach 40.

'Clyde:' Frightened. Why, you yellow-belly. Do you want to live forever?

Jack: I'm scared, I'm frightened.

Jack: What kind of tiger is that - Siberian or Bengal?

Clyde: I wondered why he had his hand on his hip when I shot him.

Jack: [Pointing to the tiger] He must have gone to a veterinarian in Denmark.

Clyde: Then the animals lit fires to keep us away.

Jack: Yeah, then we ran out of water. For three weeks we couldn't even take a bath.

Clyde: You're telling me. What about those first three nights, we had to light fires to keep the animals away.

Jack: It's really dangerous, here in the jungle.

Clyde: I knew as soon as we got off the freeway, we'd run into trouble.

Jack: These last 2 miles were rugged, weren't they?

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