Top 15 John Morrison Quotes

We don't have worms at the Palace of Wisdom.

We don't get Top Rope Theatre at the Palace of Wisdom

We don't allow sludge at the Palace of Wisdom

Roll ups don't exist at the Palace of Wisdom

We don't drink diet soda at the Palace of Wisdom, Punk!

If Santa came to the Palace of Wisdom, we'd beat him up with candy canes.

Look, Maria. I know what you're thinking. I don't bring girls that look like you home to the Palace of Wisdom. But that doesn't mean you can't dream about it.

At the Palace of Wisdom they don't send a boy to do a man's job, they send The Shaman; the Shaman of Sexy. (in reference to Shawn Michaels and his theme song referring to himself as a Sexy Boy)

Teddy Long could never hang out at the Palace of Wisdom..

We do have jackets like that at the Palace of Wisdom. (in reference to [[w:Michael Hayes|Michael

We don't let virgins hang out at the Palace of Wisdom.

We can't smell what The Rock is cookin' at the Palace of Wisdom.

We don't play with action figures at the Palace Of Wisdom.

We don't need sexual performance enhancers at the Palace of Wisdom... but we use them anyway.

You're dying to spend a night with me in the Palace of Wisdom. (to Kelly Kelly)