John Morrison Quotes

We hang out with Mr. Fuji at the Palace of Wisdom.

We don't dance with leprechauns at the Palace of Wisdom.

I don't take calls from Joey Styles at the Palace of Wisdom.

We don't let nerds hang out at the Palace of Wisdom.

We date real women in the Palace of Wisdom.

We don't like snakes in the Palace of Wisdom.

We don't like fatties at the Palace of Wisdom.

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. the truth is WWE Universe loves John Morrison

I am the guru of greatness, the shaman of sexy, the ECW champion John Morrison. I am beyond good and evil, a portal to the infinite. Punk, you are temporary, fleeting, a footnote to an average reality. You want me to embarrass you at SummerSlam? Is that it? Then go ahead, sign it, but the fact is you can't handle the pressure, Punk. You couldn't handle being the ECW champion.

Well think about it, Punk. Think about it before you sign that. Last week, you couldn't even last fifteen minutes in the ring with the new face of extreme, the Tuesday night delight, John Morrison.

You know what, Punk? You been knockin' at my door at the palace of wisdom ever since I became the ECW champion. But sittin' right there with your lame tattoos and that little chair is as close as you're ever gonna get to earthly paradise.

Some are born to sweet delight and others born to endless night.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the reason you're all here tonight, the new face of extreme, the man who defeated CM Punk in the middle of the ring at the Great American Bash, the greatest ECW champion of all time... John Morrison.

CM Punk, I suggest cashing in your tickets at Chuck E. Cheese for a replica ECW Championship because that’s the closest you’re ever going to get to the gates of paradise.

William Blake once said the road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. And that’s where I dwell. John Morrison is enlightened.