Top 10 Kelly Osbourne Quotes

Jack, you have like serious anger management issues.

She's pissing in the bottle....just like she shit in Dad's bag of weed in Hawaii.

I don't really care what people think about my hair. It's my hair, so why should they care? Ooh, that rhymed.

My teeth, my car, my vagina, my business.

Mom, I have something to tell you. My thong, is so far up my crack right now.

You're not driving my car anymore Mum, I'm sorry.

You don't go to someone's father, "I don't like the redness in your hair". It's fucking rude. I would never go to her father, "Oh, I don't like the baldness, maybe you should get a fucking tupee.

Yeah, that's what I was wondering!! Who the fuck is Will Rogers?

You haven't done anything, its your fucking daughter. I just got a call --when I'm in Tiffany-- from some woman telling me how I should prepare my vagina for my gynecologist appointment tomorrow. She booked me a fucking gynecologist appointment!

Jack, stop telling people you're Ozzy Osbourne's son to get into places, you're a fucking loser!