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American YouTuber and Internet personality

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Markiplier, real name Mark Edward Fischbach (born June 28, 1989), is a comedian, YouTube personality, and video game commentator.

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Birth Name: Mark Edward Fischbach

Alternative Names: Markimoo • Mark Fischbach • Marky

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That scared the buhjeezus outta me!

[when he finally attacks the child] "No - aw, no, no, no! Aw, no! Auh, I feel so bad! But remember, guys: this is just a game…" [nerves himself, then puts the child out of his misery, to put it bluntly; palms his forehead in shame] "Nhhhh… That's awful!" [turns to find the ghost woman standing behind him again] "Jeezus! Stop that, lady!"

[to his phone] "Shaddup!" [groaning, then laughing] "...It's my mom!"

[when the ghost woman appears behind him] "WWWWhoa-kay, back up there, lady…"

Nonononono…! You don't see anything…

Good god! Don't do that to me! I'm not in a disposition to handle that - wait a minute. …Uh… Lady…? Are you… Are you that lady, but in ghost -" [Cell phone in background] "Shut up; I don't have time for this!

Oh my god…! That was incredibly loud!

…Well! Glad you're being so polite about this. You're very civil—oh my god! I didn't blo[ck]… I didn't mean to look down! Ugh! They're naked! They are sooo naked! Oh my god!

You got a stinky butt butt." Wow, thanks, that's really appreciated. I can think of a lot of logical explainations for why I got that text, like sure, maybe someone's kid got the message, but also, I know people in my life that would just text me that out of the blue, so I'm not gonna chalk it up to a kid automatically doing that.

Oh my god, that is so morbid!

'Press Control to calm yourself'." [breathes and presses Control key] "Oh, that just crouches me. How does that calm myself?

Damnit, I turned up your mike! Why did I turn it up?!

And now it says 'press B to blow.' Really?

Okay, that thing is gone. I think, I hope—" [ROAR-ing noise] "NO, IT'S NOT! AHHHHH!

What is that? Is that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the ?" [gets closer] "Oh, no. I saw that thing; it looked like a giant, white box-head.