John Bain Quotes

Ubisoft, I just want to like your games. Why won't you let me!

The last part of that statement is the only thing that's true.

…Yeah, and that was just the damn start of it, because Ubisoft simply cannot shut UP!

So to break down what they're saying there, they claim that they have run out of time and money.

[about Phil Fish leaving the game industry] "My first reaction, when thinking about covering this, was just to finish by saying, 'NNNope!' and go straight onto the next segment."

[to a teammate, who just shot at him] "I[t]—Don't shoot me!" [chuckles] "What's wrong with you?"

Oh, goddamn! What the hell?!" [opens fire, then laughs] "Suppressing fire!

…So really, it's just y—" [enemy player kills him] "—oh, dammit!—you, your gun, and your friends.

…Why am I even whispering? It's not like they're actually gonna hear me.

So. What's missing? Well, there's no crosshairs.

'Enemy server', what? Let's try that again—empty server. I do want enemies.

You were transparent a minute ago!

They didn't render a keyhole! …F**k!

Don't even tell me about the map. Don't even. Where's the keyhole?

'What do you think you're doing?! Helps to have a map!' Also, 'Can you find the missing parts of my face?'