John Bain Quotes

I think we may have found 2014's Garry's Incident. Ho-lee sh*t.

Oh no—I can clip through the rock, too. You are f**king kidding me.

Oh, fair maiden… If only I could fix the voids that exist in your fair…visage… Ugh!" [laughs incredulously] "That's one hell of a makeup accident.

I now present to you the fairest maiden—what the hell is wrong with your face?

Are you ready for the jumpscare? …No, you're not.

[watching a character's ridiculous idle animation] "Who—? Nobody—Nobody does that!"

[demonstrating the pickpocket mechanic] "I kid you not. That's actually Garry's Incident level of terrible."

So, if all you do with WTF Is…? is to figure out whether or not a game is worth buying, you can just stop watching right now. It isn't. You should avoid it like the plague, because it is absolutely terrible. If you're curious as to why, however…" [chuckles] "Oh, I will show you.

Let me guess: if I stand up, he's gonna see me immediately?" [stands up; tribesman attacks him] "Of course.

This monkey is running backwards and forwards! This tribesman right here—" [starts swinging his machete in an attempt to get the tribesman's attention] "Hi.

It is a wasted concept [by] a studio that evidently does not have the talent necessary to create something of this complexity, and my god did they screw it up! This is this year's Revelations 2012! And more to the point—it's even got a Revelations 2012 armgun! It's—[beat]—god…! It is…just…horrendously bad!

This is a full release…! This is a full release! It is not Early Access! This is not a beta, guys! Seriously, I am not lying to you! And this is after about three patches! This game is a f**king disaster!

Behold! The Floating Aborigine Tribesman thingy! And his—

[groan] "I—It is—What is it with this year and awful video games?! We've had Ride to Hell: Retribution, and we've had this, and I don't know which is worse."

What?! Now he realizes?! Oh—screw everything about this! I'm sorry; I can't take another minute of this dreadful thing!