There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer them, or turn them into literature.

There are only three ways of dealing with sex. It may be gratified; it may be repressed; or it may be sublimated. The latter is, through history, often an ideal and frequently a success, but it is always an instability.

The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty and to someone else if she is plain.

The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain.

We do only three things in life: we sit, we stand, we lie horizontal. The rest is just a story.

The next time you notice yourself trying to fix your woman so that she will no longer _____________ (fill in the blank), relax and give her love by touching her and telling her that you love her when she is this way (whatever you filled in the blank with). Embrace her, or wrestle with her, or scream and yell for the heck of it, but make no effort to bring an end to that which pisses you off. Practice love instead of trying to bring an end to the quality that bothers you.

Only three things in my life I've really liked to do - hunt, write and make love.

You have control over only three things in your life — the thoughts you think, the images you visualize, and the actions you take (your behavior).

The feminine always seems chaotic and complicated from the perspective of the masculine. The next time you notice yourself trying to fix your woman so that she will no longer _____ (fill in the blank), relax and give her love by touching her and telling her that you love her when she is this way (whatever you filled in the blank with). Embrace her, or wrestle with her, or scream and yell for the heck of it, but make no effort to bring an end to that which pisses you off. Practice love instead of trying to bring an end to the quality that bothers you. You can’t escape the tussle with the feminine. Learn to find humor in the unending emotional drama the feminine seems to enjoy so much. The love that you magnify may realign her behavior, but your effort to fix her and your frustration never will. The world and your woman will always present you with unforeseen challenges. You are either living fully, giving your gift in the midst of those challenges, even today, or you are waiting for an imaginary future which will never come.

There are three things you do only once in your life: born, die and voting on PT!

You only have control over three things in your life — the thoughts you think, the images you visualize, and the actions you take (your behavior).

Remember, love is all a woman has to give, but it is the only thing which God permits us to carry beyond the grave.

After all, only women are able really to love.

To win a woman in the first place one must please her, then undress her, and then somehow get her clothes back on her. Finally, so she will allow you to leave her, you've got to annoy her.