A cigarette is just rolled up leaves, which makes it a smok… - Jarod Kintz

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A cigarette is just rolled up leaves, which makes it a smokable salad burrito. That makes the golfer John Daly a health advocate.

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A cigarette is just rolled up leaves, which makes it a smokable salad burrito. That makes the golfer John Daly a health advocate. - Jarod Kintz

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