I think humour can be a very lethal weapon.You make somebody a laughing stock and you kill him. But most journalists don't do it. They get angry, which doesn't serve the purpose.

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.

If the truth is worth telling, it is worth making a fool of yourself to tell.

Perhaps his laughter saved them — it must be difficult to shoot a laughing man: you have to feel important to kill.

Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at the truth, to make truth laugh, because the only truth lies in learning to free ourselves from insane passion for the truth.

When you laugh, laugh like hell. And when you get angry, get good and angry. Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough.

If you can laugh in the face of adversity, you're bullet-proof.

If you can laugh in the face of adversity, you’re bullet-proof.

When in doubt tell the truth. It will confound your enemies and astound your friends.

You shall know the truth and the truth shall make you mad.

stand tall, smile bright, and let them wonder what secrets making you laugh!

When you trick people into laughing at themselves, that's wit. If you don't laugh at yourself, everything becomes heavy.

He made one laugh sometimes by speaking the truth, but this is a form of humour which gains its force only by its unusualness; it would cease to amuse if it were commonly practised.

Because he knows you have to laugh at the things that hurt you just to keep yourself in balance, just to keep the world from running you plumb crazy.