Quit making shade while I’m trying to make noon. Go put on … - Jarod Kintz

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Quit making shade while I’m trying to make noon. Go put on a blindfold and act like midnight. There’s leftover love in the freezer if you get cold.

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Quit making shade while I’m trying to make noon. Go put on a blindfold and act like midnight. There’s leftover love in the freezer if you get cold. - Jarod Kintz

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