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Phil Hartman Quotes

Canadian-American actor, comedian, screenwriter (1948-1998)

Philip Edward Hartmann (24 September 1948 – 28 May 1998), better known as Phil Hartman, was a Canadian-born American graphic artist, writer, actor, voice artist and comedian.

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Alternative Names: Philip Edward "Phil" Hartman • Philip Edward Hartman

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Your world frightens and confuses me.

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[narrating "Sex" by Madonna on tape] I like my vagina. Sometimes I stare at it in the mirror when I'm undressing, and wonder what it would look like without any hair.

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Phil Hartman [singing]: I hide behind these wigs and this make-up, but tonight, I'm gonna let myself shine through. They're gonna see the real Phil Hartman, TONIGHT!

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