If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorn’s horn, bei… - Jarod Kintz

" "
If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorn’s horn, being ridden by a blind leprechaun dressed like Rasputin, would you believe in second chances for love at first sight?

Jarod Kintz

This quote has a book source. Sign up to see titles and page references

English

Collect this quote

All quotes from Jarod Kintz Similar Quotes by other Originators

Originators like Jarod Kintz:

Groucho Marx Woody Allen Brandon Boyd Steven Wright Margaret Atwood

Additional quotes by Jarod Kintz

So @Mizzou has a student shortage problem, but they haven't called me to try to fill demand. I have one student in stock, and I am ON SALE.

I once played golf. That day I caught five new ducks to add to my farm collection.

-My son was 32 when he died.
-Degrees? So he froze to death, huh?

If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorn’s horn, being ridden by a blind leprechaun dressed like Rasputin, would you believe in second chances… - Jarod Kintz

Enhance Your Quote Experience

Additional quotes by Jarod Kintz

Enhance Your Quote Experience