I wish my stove came with a Save As button like Word has. T… - Jarod Kintz

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I wish my stove came with a Save As button like Word has. That way I could experiment with my cooking and not fear ruining my dinner.

Jarod Kintz

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life Verified in 1 source Sign up to see the complete provenance

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About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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I thirst for love like a camel thirsts for water. I’m going through a desert right now, but I’m searching for the oasis of my life.

Her love was too cold, like an anti-oven. That's called a freezer, and sometimes it burns food. She gave me heartburn, just like coffee, and it really woke me up to the reality of relationships.

"I shimmy so much before teeing off, people are probably thinking, "Are you going to golf — or dance?” Well, why not both?

I wish my stove came with a Save As button like Word has. That way I could experiment with my cooking and not fear ruining my dinner. - Jarod Kintz

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