Top 15 Bill Allred Quotes

I could do that if they were on my butt-cheeks.

I can't run naked; I'm always tripping.

I'm telling you, if there were balls to be held, I held them.

I like boob-sweat. I have some right now.

You haven't tasted my mouth! God!

I'm too hot to mate.

Hey, Dad, I'm going to reassemble this magpie carcass.

Hello!? Stop by for coitus!

I used to wear food briefs. They were crumby.

You clutched my personal hair and ripped it out by the roots.

I'm gonna have to scrape off my Dick Trickle sticker.

I let the baby drink the butter.

She was no breath freshener, I can tell you that right now.

I never cry over pie.

I hope that holds the little bastards.