Top 15 Chris Pontius Quotes

Steve-O, I don't like the man... he lost!

That's not Christian!

I'm not into bestiality, but that's a good-looking animal.

That guy right there is the best damn roller skater ever. Maybe even in the whole town.

You're not even Mexican!

Sir, could I trouble you for a kiss?

From my experiments with sexiness, seems like a lot of people are afraid at first, and fear usually equals violence. But eventually I'll win their hearts and instead of fighting they'll want to make love to me.

Fire doesn't burn if you're already dead!"

My job on this show is to be naked, not kill myself."

I gotta come to term with my sexuality. I gotta know what I'm all about.

Latvia gangsters. cool. I want to join them.

Russian police. Stern, stern but fair

When he's asleep, I wish he was awake, when he is

Hi, I'm bunny the life guard and if there's any life-saving to do I'm the man to do it

There's a very good chance we could be riding each other to Russia.