Darby Conley Quotes

Robert, after spending 48 hours with this fish, we have transcended the conventional "food-to-consumer" relationship. This fish is now my friend.

Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (Famous cat quotes)

I regret that you have but one pie to give for my tummy. (Famous cat quotes)

Two slugs slithered on a yellow wood,
And sorry that I could not trample both,
Being one trampler, long I stood
And looked them down as fierce as I could
To where they sat in the undergrowth... I will be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere sitting upon a fence:
Two slugs slithered on a yellow wood
And I-- I ate the slug less trampled by,
And that has made all the difference. (Famous cat quotes)

Friends... Romans... Countrymen... leave me alone. (Famous cat quotes)

It is true that you may fool all the people some of the time, you can fool some of the people all the time, but you can not fool all of the people all the time... Dogs, on the other hand, with them all you need to do is flick your wrist and they run off looking for some stupid tennis ball. (Famous cat quotes)

You may think you're not pretty enough for me, but I bet I'm pretty enough for the both of us. (Example 4 of why Bucky isn't allowed out in public)

Is that drooling problem you have due to genetic inbreeding, or are you just really attracted to me? (Example 1 of why Bucky isn't allowed out in public)

Thank you, o can opener, for this can which you are about to open. You are truly a beautiful can opener, and though I am not worthy of you, I love you.

Robert, you are so wrong, philosophers weep at the sound of your voice.

A bad writer is just a good writer with writer's block.

Ahhhh... Satchel, my boy, there's nothin' like a tuna smoothie on a hot summer day...

Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle.

There are two kinds of cartoonists in the world today—those who started out by ripping off The Far Side, and those who won't admit that they've ever ripped off The Far Side, probably because they're still doing it (some people rip off Calvin and Hobbes or Bloom County, of course, but they all started by ripping off The Far Side).