Groucho Marx Quotes

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.

Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication.

Eu não sou vegetariano, mas como animais que são.

I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed.

Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.

Any playwright who has been up against the agony of casting plays will tell you that the actor who can play comedy is the fellow to shoot for. The comic intuition gets to the heart of a human situation with a precision and a velocity unattainable in any other way. A great comic actor will do it for you with an inflection of voice as adroit as the flick of the wrist of a virtuoso fencer.” Nevertheless,

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.

Everyone must believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer

A man is only as old as the woman he feels.

I would not join any club which would have me be a member.

The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract — Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?

Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.

I have had a wonderful time but this wasn't it.

Βρίσκω την τηλεόραση πολύ διαπαιδαγωγική. Όποτε κάποιος την ανοίγει, πάω στο άλλο δωμάτιο και διαβάζω ένα βιβλίο.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

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