Groucho Marx Quotes

Boogey boogey boogey

"Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?"

Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight.

quote me as saying I was misquoted

Outside of a dog a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.

Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.

Gentlemen? If you continue to write nasty pieces about me, I shall be obliged to cancel my subscription.

Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.

Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you.

Βρίσκω την τηλεόραση πολύ διαπαιδαγωγική. Όποτε κάποιος την ανοίγει, πάω στο άλλο δωμάτιο και διαβάζω ένα βιβλίο.

Eu não sou vegetariano, mas como animais que são.

I'll teach you to kick me...'
You don't need to teach me — I already know how!

În spatele oricărui bărbat de succes se află o femeie, iar in spatele ei se află soţia bărbatului.

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

All people are born alike... except Republicans and Democrats.