Groucho Marx Quotes

Everyone must believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer

I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.

From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

He [Harpo] loved life and lived it joyously and deeply and that's about as good an epitaph as anyone can have.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

quote me as saying I was misquoted

I don’t want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

i miei progetti sono ancora in Embrione: non so se ci sei mai stato, è un sobborgo della metropoli delle pie illusioni. Attualmente sono immerso anima e corpo in Casablanca, un'avventura appassionante. Mi alzo ogni mattina alle sette, sferro alla sveglia un calcio nei cosiddetti e volo allo studio. ...

Judi adalah cara paling cepat untuk kehilangan uang tanpa merasa sakit

Was that you or the duck?

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy