I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want—an adorable pancreas?
I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself—like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.
The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
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