Bill Allred Quotes

Being in love means never having to say 'giddy-up.'

They're from the guy who snipped my nuts.

My gaydar has gone haywire.

We'll have peanut butter crackers and juice and use the bidet!

I am filled to the brim with the goodness of me.

Look at the size of that earlobe.

Radio From Hell: A great alternative to toilet paper.

You dumb bitch! I have scissors for hands!

We used to make condoms out of snow tires.

They might have been all up in your pregnancy!

This baby will be born with a drinking problem.

Tell me that Billy Joe Armstrong doesn’t look like a fruit.

I've had other kinds of spurts, but 'growth' was not one of them.

It's folks what juggle fire.

I don’t have a fetus.